so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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