I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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