There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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