they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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