i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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