i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
this is an emotional support booty call
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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