actually, I'm a sock model
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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