so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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