I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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