Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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