I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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