How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Damn victory sex feels great
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