32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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