OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you win again, gameday.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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