You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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