WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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