bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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