Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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