I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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