After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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