problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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