If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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