Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize