so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
honey bunches of taint.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
