yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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