I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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