Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Congratulations! We have a period
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