Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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