their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he thought i was a dude.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
