I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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