It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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