He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
