who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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