idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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