How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
