Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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