i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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