I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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