I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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