Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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