Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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