Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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