How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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