i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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