Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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