You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
A bitchslap is in order.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize