I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
should my penis look like a turkey
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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