Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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