I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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