do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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