Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Randomize
