I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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