weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
