Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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