We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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